Where the fuck is fucking Niall?
elementary school: reads at a middle school level
middle school: reads at a high school level
high school: reads at a college level
college: re-reads Harry Potter

easternviolet:

monstertag:

I am playing Dragon Age 2 and loving it like I have never loved a game before. One thing that I find CONSTANTLY AMUSING is how weird and shitty 80% of the loot is. Hawke must have a hoarding problem?

((currently taking requests to draw any of these characters because they’re all so goddamn cute))

And the Merchants - will totally buy this shit. Kirkwall rocks!

I like how Hawke’s hoarding problem seems to have gotten Fenris and Anders to agree on something. Who knew it was even possible?

You can’t say “I don’t do politics”, because silence is a political statement.
Tariq Ramadan (via uniteforpalestine)

francislare:

and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

remington-zero:

"— I was just helping it train."

remington-zero:

"— I was just helping it train."

pretentiouslimericks:

jackdonnellys:

can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google 

The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.