Where the fuck is fucking Niall?

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Firefly Headcanon

villainny:

Zoe and Wash, while deeply forever ridiculously in love, are not drift compatible.

Zoe and Mal are drift compatible.

Kaylee and Wash are drift compatible, and they have the best piloted, sweetest running jaeger ever been seen in the ‘verse - the best piloted, sweetest running jaeger ever to run away from a kaiju.

I want to kiss you and hold you and make you mine
Anonymous

thedragnet:

I wouldn’t last a day working in a mine. Fuck sake. Work on your opening gambit

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

rate-my-reptile:

MILLIONS GUMMIES ON A GOOMER WORME! 10/10 Insert snack foods into this wabblee bubbee

falvie:

translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST I REALLY DID

misterdomon:

"…you love Ultron, Tony?”
(They said Avengers 2 will “have ultron” and “Natasha and Clint getting more action”, so these are my natural conclusions of what the movie will be like)

misterdomon:

"…you love Ultron, Tony?”

(They said Avengers 2 will “have ultron” and “Natasha and Clint getting more action”, so these are my natural conclusions of what the movie will be like)

hodgiekins:

fauxgingerwithasoul:

misscurlycurls:

pixie-stixxx:

Okay so did anyone else remember Rapunzel as Barbie waaaay before Tangled?

This is what always bothered me about Tangled

WOW IT’S ALMOST LIKE IT’S BASED OFF THE SAME FAIRY TALE

no i dont think you understand, the problem is that her art has gone way downhill. there’s no love in what she does anymore.

sleepybrowneyes:

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”